My God, you do have a heart? Oh, my bad! It's just a bloody rib.

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard!

Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline. Yeah. I do.

I'm supposed to be running three different prom committees right now and you keep phone stalking me!

What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

Everybody just needs to stop kissing me!

Everyone needs to stop kissing me!

I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can't I just kill her?

I'm a terrible liar... I'm even worse at duplicity.

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.