My God, you do have a heart? Oh, my bad! It's just a bloody rib.

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard!

Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline. Yeah. I do.

I'm supposed to be running three different prom committees right now and you keep phone stalking me!

What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

Everybody just needs to stop kissing me!

Everyone needs to stop kissing me!

I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can't I just kill her?

I'm a terrible liar... I'm even worse at duplicity.

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon