Stefan: I'm not depressed. I just want to rip into someone's artery and feed until I can't breathe anymore.
Caroline: Well, you can't. As your sober sponsor, I'm not going to let that happen. Try and sublimate.

I need to go sanitize my mouth.

I got the other brother. Hope you don't mind.

Why should I let the fact that my boyfriend was turned into a hybrid put a damper on my day?

Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

I'm a vampire, Matt.

That pit is called guilt. You feel terrible because you broke Stefan's heart. And that nagging feeling is your brain waking up to tell you that you've made a horrible, yet completely reversible, mistake.

Tyler: I didn't know what to do.
Caroline: You help your friend. That's what you do.

People who do terrible things are just terrible people.

You should write a book. Go on The View.

Elena Gilbert, savior of the curse and the damned.

Caroline: So what do I do when I see a rabbit?
Stefan: Chase it, catch it, feed on it.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.