It's called a Crypt Text. I've seen The Da Vinci Code.

Caroline: Feeding on the competition, hello did you not hear what Damon told you?
Elena: I did but who cares? I'll do whatever I want.

People who do terrible things are just terrible people.

I'm supposed to be running three different prom committees right now and you keep phone stalking me!

My God, you do have a heart? Oh, my bad! It's just a bloody rib.

If you need anything else... don't call me. I have a prom to plan.

Caroline: I have a real crisis on my hands: Elena stole my prom dress!

I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can't I just kill her?

Rebekah: All hands on deck. That's the motto around here, right?
Caroline: We don't have a motto.

Klaus: What are you afraid of?
Caroline: You. I'm afraid of you.

He's deferring from enrolling and deferring from returning my phone calls. So I'm deferring from sleeping with him ever again.

Caroline: Damon. Towel. Knock!
Damon: Caroline. No one cares. No!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.