Why did Katherine do this to me?

I'm a m-m-murderer. I'm a monster!

[to Damon] You manipulated me, you pushed me around, abused me, erased my memories, fed on me.

Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry."

I feel like I've been here before. That's... weird.

Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.

What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

Oooh, you know I don't know. Every time we try and go on a date you get kidnapped, I get sent to a prison world, or your feelings get compelled away...

Damon

Damon: My new girlfriend. Andie Starr. Action News.
Alaric: It's not called Action News.
Damon: I know. I like just saying it.