[to Damon] You manipulated me, you pushed me around, abused me, erased my memories, fed on me.

Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry."

I feel like I've been here before. That's... weird.

Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.

What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please.

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.