Caroline: I can take you.
Mason: Wanna bet?
Caroline. Yeah. I do.

Caroline: You're gonna pretend to be a mother?
Mrs. Forbes: I'll bring my gun if it gets rough.

You're gonna be 70 and in diapers and he's still gonna be smokin hot.

That doesn't vary much from your worried vampire look, neither of which vary from your hey-it's-Tuesday look.

So you're saying now I'm an insecure, neurotic control freak... on crack?

You want me to eat bunnies and I'm kind of freaking out.

I don't get to choose the ring I have to wear the rest of my life?

Why did Katherine do this to me?

I'm a m-m-murderer. I'm a monster!

[to Damon] You manipulated me, you pushed me around, abused me, erased my memories, fed on me.

Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry."

I feel like I've been here before. That's... weird.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.

Damon