Tyler: I said I was sorry.
Caroline: You made out with his mother and then you beat him to a pulp. You're gonna have to do a little better than "I'm sorry."

I feel like I've been here before. That's... weird.

Bonnie: Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
Caroline: It's just a drizzle.

What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?

Let's summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

Matt: What's wrong with "hey?"
Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

I'm worse than shallow. I'm a kiddie pool.

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with.

Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please.

Caroline: Are you gonna kill me?
Damon: Hmm-mmm. But not yet.

Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Elena: Damon!
Damon: I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm the good guy now, remember?
Elena: What does that mean?
Damon: I'm gonna have a civil conversation with your father.