Jess Day Quotes (Page 2)
Season 2, Episode 20: "Chicago"
Jess: This is where Nick Miller grew up.
Nick: Except for the fall of '88 and the spring of '89--that was our "van year."
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 19: "Quick Hardening Caulk"
Jess: When did you become a Bond villain who can't afford to not live with roommates?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jess: Just remember, you caught him pleasuring himself to a mail-order steak catalog.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 18: "TinFinity"
Jess: What happened to guys in this bar? Did they open a bus station next door?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: I wish I knew what was going on in Nick's head. He's like a...grumpy mystery.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 17: "Parking Spot"
Jess: If somebody walked in here and saw us, they'd be like, "Look at these two totally normal roommates. I bet they never sucked face." But we did. You sucked my face.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: Do you want to know what I'm wearing under this shirt?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Jess: An invisible shirt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jess: Where are your nipples, man?
Schmidt: I'll never tell!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 16: "Table 34"
Jess: Nick kissed me?
Cece: WHAAAAAAAAAA?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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