Jess Day Quotes
Them's joint bank account eyes.
I'm gonna Biden his ass!
Jess: Where are you guys going?
Biology Teacher: In life, nowhere.
Jess: Nick calls birds 'wind-mice.' Nick says 'yahtzee' when he climaxes. He calls turtles 'shell-beavers.'
Nick: Well, that's what they should be called.
What's up, Coach? You have so many sweatpants! You need to buy normal pants!
Nick: I know where you live!
Jess: And I live where you live!
Boob season's over, for you!
You don't like lakes, I don't like space! It's okay!
Jess: Why does your bottom need to breathe?
Nick: It's like a plant. It needs sun and air.
You're Abby Freakin' Day. You can do whatever you want. Except vote.
Ooh, bonus shot of Dad getting a haircut while eating spaghetti!
Have you seen a girl who looks like me, but with chaos in her eyes?