Hank: We're good friends...
Jill: We used to be more than that Hanky Panky.

Hank: What's going on?
Jill: They're filming a realty TV show. Apparently all you need is a camera and people with no shame.

Evan: Dude! (about to high five Hank)
Jill: Don't even think about it.

(to Hank about Emily) I knew you were seeing her, but I didn't like me seeing her.

Man up city boy.

Jill: Hey, did Divya ever mention a guy? You know what. Not important.
Hank: A patient, Adam.
Jill: You do know.
Hank: I know it's complicated.
Jill: Yes it is.
Hank: And not really our business.
Jill: No it isn't.
Hank: And we probably shouldn't be discussing it.
Jill: But we are.

Jill: Divya knows
Hank: Evan Knows.
Paige: Everyone knows.

Hank left you in charge because he trusts you. Now trust yourself.

Since he got out of prison he's been all about bible study.

Eddie R.

Divya: What are you doing?! Who Does that?!
Jill: I gave you first dibs.

Not everyone gets to live their dream, shot even for a short time.

So you just happened to send your resume to where Divya worked.

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan