Jim Halpert Quotes (Page 3)
Season 7, Episode 18: "Garage Sale"
Michael: I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim: Totally reasonable.
• Rating: Unrated
Pam: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim: She's amazing. This is very exciting.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 17: "Todd Packer"
Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 16: "Threat Level Midnight"
Goldenface: Sorry about your friend, Scarn.
Michael Scarn: The joke's on you, Goldenface. That man's a wanted animal rapist.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jim: (as Goldenface) Oh someone's coming alright.. the only man who would care - Michael Scarn. See I'm gonna lure him here and I'm gonna kill everybody then I'm gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife and I'm gonna hump her real good. Hahahaha!
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Jim: I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress the receptionist who will remain nameless.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ryan (as NHL coach): On your marks. Get set...
Jim (as Goldenface): Die.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 15: "PDA"
Gabe: Look at Jim and Pam. They don't touch. They don't kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.
Jim: Did it. Love it. Keep it goin'.
• Rating: Unrated
Pam: What else was there?
Jim: Bottomless champagne.
Pam: Yes. We never found that bottom did we?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 10: "China"
Jim: Haven't you noticed that I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?
Michael: Yes!
• Rating: Unrated
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