Jim Halpert Quotes (Page 2)
Season 8, Episode 19: "Get the Girl"
Jim: The raise isn't real.
Dwight: Money isn't real ever since we got off the gold standard.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jim: Can't you do something about this?
Robert: Sometimes the flowers arrange themselves, Jim.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 18: "Last Day in Florida"
Jim: Why is there so much saliva?
Dwight: All I had to do was think about pie and my salivary glands did the rest.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 16: "After Hours"
Jim: How many buttons do you have?
Dwight: 40...always.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 15: "Tallahassee"
Dwight: What is the antidote?
Jim: True love's kiss.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 14: "Special Project"
Jim (to Dwight): Do you shower at night? Or do you shower in the morning? 'Cause I wanna shower when you're showering...save some water.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 12: "Pool Party"
Jim: I don't mean to brag, but New Year's Eve...I was home by nine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 7: "Pam's Replacement"
Jim: Stop shoving me.
Dwight: Aww, stop shoving me. Stop grabbing my penis. Grow up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 6: "Doomsday"
Jim: Oh my boss is singing "Closing Time."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 3: "Lotto"
Jim: This is literally how they built the pyramids.
Dwight: Well they whipped people, which was helpful.
• Rating: Unrated
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