The Office

Jim Halpert Quotes (Page 2)

Dwight: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Jim: I promiseeeeed other people that I'd be on my worst behavior, and I gave 'em my word so...
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Jim: Wow you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.
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Jim: Hey you got a second?
Deangelo: Yeah, I got tons of time. This job's a joke.
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Jim: Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be. Best boss I ever had.
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Michael: Am I doing the wrong thing?
Jim: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes, goodbyes are a bitch.
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Jim: You guys are filming people when they go to the bathroom now?
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Jim: CeCe if you're watching this at home, it's way past your bed time. By the way, how'd this get televised?
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Jim: I don't understand the desire to push sweet potato fries on me. I just want regular fries.
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Deangelo: You sir, we having fun tonight?
Jim: Having a great time.
Deangelo: Oh good, good. Where were you on September 11th?
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Jim: They don't ever talk about careers that were MADE because of unplanned pregnancies.
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