Jim Halpert Quotes (Page 2)
Season 8, Episode 3: "Lotto"
Jim: This is literally how they built the pyramids.
Dwight: Well they whipped people, which was helpful.
• Rating: Unrated
Jim: I mean I don't even know what I'd do with all that money.
Dwight: I know what you'd do with all that money. "Hey Pam, let's buy expensive bathrobes and hug."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 2: "The Incentive"
Andy: You think it has anything to do with the incentive program?
Jim: Oh absolutely. People wanna see you tattoo your ass.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 1: "The List"
Jim: He talked her out of her own job and I don't know how someone does that.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 24: "Search Committee"
Dwight: What's your daughter's name again? Pee Pee?
Jim: Pee Pa.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kelly: Well I manage my department, and I've been doing that for several years now, and God I've learned a lot of life lessons along the way.
Jim: Your department's just you right?
Kelly: Yes Jim, but I am not easy to manage.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 23: "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"
Dwight: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Jim: I promiseeeeed other people that I'd be on my worst behavior, and I gave 'em my word so...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jim: Wow you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 22: "The Inner Circle"
Jim: Hey you got a second?
Deangelo: Yeah, I got tons of time. This job's a joke.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 21: "Goodbye Michael"
Jim: Tomorrow I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be. Best boss I ever had.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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