Jimbo Jones Quotes
Season 23, Episode 18: "Beware My Cheating Bart"
Jimbo: If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.
Dolph: Whoa, you should write that down, man.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 7: "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
Jimbo: Your fists are sisters?
Dolph: Yeah, Pocahontas and Sacagawea!
Bart: Nice save.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 19: "The Squirt and the Whale"
Lisa: Whales are mammals and are deeply intelligent and sensitive like us.
Jimbo [to whale]: Haha, nerd.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 21, Episode 16: "The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed"
Ned: Now let us download the holy tweet of the Lord.
Agnes: Stop making this relatable!
Jimbo: Hey, as a youth if I don't hear a computer word every couple sentences, I am out of here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 21, Episode 8: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
Jimbo: No matter how dead their relationship seems, all parents eventually commit the heinous acting of love.
Kearney: Mine do it once a year on the magical day when the prison and the insane asylum have their annual mixer.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 20, Episode 8: "The Burns and the Bees"
Jimbo: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second grade babies.
Bart: Why would I want to?
Jimbo: Because I said "I dare you." Kearney, can you read it back?
Kearney: (reading) "Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies. Bart: Why would I want to? Jimbo: Because I said 'I dare you.' Kearney, can you read it back? Kearney, reading: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to--"
Jimbo: The point is, Simpson, a dare has been placed on your nards.
Bart: My nards accept.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 19, Episode 12: "Love, Springfieldian Style"
Bart/Johnny Rotten: When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a thirty year business relationship!
Jimbo/Steve Jones: I told you, we should have gone with Tom Responsible.
Bart/Johnny Rotten: Slag off!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 5: "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
Recruiter: Yo! I don't know which one I dig more Hip Hop, Crunk or serving my country.
Jimbo: Are you guys hitting on us?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 13: "Homer and Apu"
James Woods: Okay you're you, I'm me.
Jimbo: I'm me!?
James Woods: Hey don't...jerk me around, fella.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "Homer the Vigilante"
Jimbo: You let me down, man! Now I don't believe in nothin'! I'm goin' to law school!
Homer: NOOOOOOOO!!!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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