Joanna Frankel Quotes
Season 1, Episode 7: "Red Ants and Black Widows"
Joanna: Getting kidnapped and almost burned to death is the best thing that has happened to me.
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Joanna: One word Penny - telekinesis.
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Joanna: I have SAP - Super Awesome Powers.
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Season 1, Episode 6: "Bonfire and Betrayal"
Joanna: I'm worse than a pastoral whoremonger.
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Joanna: (tied up and kidnapped) So this is where you've been staying - huh? I saw a Pottery Barn catalog that has the same similiar feel...
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Season 1, Episode 5: "Mooning and Crooning"
Joanna: Penny, we're in a crisis. I've got my back against the wall. There's only one thing to do.
Penny: What's that?
Joanna: We need to party.
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Season 1, Episode 4: "Fleas and Casserole"
Joanna: (runs after Morgan) Oh, and by the way, you also have terrible bacne, a mild case of halitosis, and miniscule man-berries.
Morgan: I happen to be an avid cyclist!
Joanna: Teeny-tiny testes. We're talking smurf-sized!
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Joanna: (talking about her ex-fiance Morgan) Penny, that man took six years of my life! I thought we were soulmates and then he pooped on my heart.
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Penny: You wore a Vera Chang wedding dress?
Joanna: I couldn't afford Vera Wang.
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Joanna: (rambling to Morgan) Boy! I wish I could stay and chat, but unfortunately, I'm-- I'm very late... For work, not like, 'oops! I missed a period, late' which would be pretty impossible right now. Not-- not that I'm not having a lot of sex, I definitely am. Just, you know, safe sex-- safer sex.
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