Joanna Frankel Quotes
Getting kidnapped and almost burned to death is the best thing that has happened to me.
One word Penny - telekinesis.
I have SAP - Super Awesome Powers.
I'm worse than a pastoral whoremonger.
(tied up and kidnapped) So this is where you've been staying - huh? I saw a Pottery Barn catalog that has the same similiar feel...
Joanna: Penny, we're in a crisis. I've got my back against the wall. There's only one thing to do.
Penny: What's that?
Joanna: We need to party.
Joanna: (runs after Morgan) Oh, and by the way, you also have terrible bacne, a mild case of halitosis, and miniscule man-berries.
Morgan: I happen to be an avid cyclist!
Joanna: Teeny-tiny testes. We're talking smurf-sized!
(talking about her ex-fiance Morgan) Penny, that man took six years of my life! I thought we were soulmates and then he pooped on my heart.
Penny: You wore a Vera Chang wedding dress?
Joanna: I couldn't afford Vera Wang.
(rambling to Morgan) Boy! I wish I could stay and chat, but unfortunately, I'm-- I'm very late... For work, not like, 'oops! I missed a period, late' which would be pretty impossible right now. Not-- not that I'm not having a lot of sex, I definitely am. Just, you know, safe sex-- safer sex.
(staring at Kat in a hot dress) If we were in college, a little Indigo Girls on my iPod, you wouldn't stand a chance.
(Joanna and Will start making out on a desk)
Will: No, wait. I want to do this right.
Joanna: Oh, we can do it all kinds of ways.
