Joanna Frankel Quotes
Meow....what? I'm cat woman.
Penny: WWNDD?
Joanna: What would Nancy Drew do?
(opening her gift from Darryl) And it's Maurice. Oh boy! Kat gets silk, and I get... Maurice.
I ran out of deodorant this morning, so I rubbed my pits with the dryer sheet and now I just smell like mountain fresh BO.
Joanna: I have some pretty interesting leads.
Darryl: You just be careful, okay?
Joanna: What do you mean?
Darryl: Sometimes it's probably safer to let sleeping dogs lie.
Penny: You know, I can be at HarvestFest right now. I could be getting drunk, eating pie. But instead, I'm in the woods, with you, knocking on what looks like the door of a serial killer.
Joanna: I know. Isn't it fun?
Penny: The man that you've had the most pathetic crush on for the last two years finally asks you out and you say, 'No'?
Joanna: Don't call me pathetic.
Penny: I didn't call you pathetic. I said that your crush is pathetic.
Last week, he [Will] asked me how I was, and I told him I had a yeast infection.n!
Roxie: (Talking about Darryl) I don't care how much money he's offering me. Or how good-looking he is. Or how big his... you know, is.
Joanna: How big? Like, on a scale of cars. Golf cart? Hatchback? Four-door sedan?
Roxie: Full-size SUV.
