Joey Tribbiani Quotes
Joey: (Excited) Oh, my God. I got my very own stalker.
Chandler: You are so lucky. I have to share mine with a bunch of guys down at work.
Rachel: Joey remember when we talked about good thing/bad thing? This is a bad thing.
Joey: I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Erika: Oh, my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
Joey: Oh my God, quick turn off the TV.
Rachel: No, no, no, wait, I want to see what happens.
Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
Rachel: Well how can that be? You were just kissing Sabrina.
Monica: Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neurosurgeon.
You deserve much better than me, Erika. You deserve to be with the real Drake. He's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him. He's the guy for you.
Joey: This is amazing.
Ross: I know.
Joey: I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's making movies.
Ross: She's my ex-wife. If she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.
Joey: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be, like, the worst lesbian ever!
Ross: And you had no idea that they weren't getting along?
Rachel: None!
Joey: They didn't fight a lot?
Rachel: No, they didn't even talk to each other! How was I supposed to know they were having problems?
Rachel: (About Joey on TV) Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Joey: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days Of Our Lives. Then I started thinking about all of us and how these are the days of our lives.
Monica: Joey, speed it up!
Joey: I'm sorry, it's the pigs. they're reluctant to get in the blankets!
Joey: (About Carol and Susan's wedding) Are you really not going?
Ross: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
Monica: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
Ross: If you wanna call that a reason.
Rachel: Joey, would you slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of papers at one o'clock in the morning.
Joey: I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before.
Monica: You were so amazing as the king. I was really impressed, I was.
Phoebe: Although, you know what? You might want to consider wearing underwear next time. Yeah, because when you sat down on your throne you could kind of see your... royal subject.
