John Cooper Quotes
Season 4, Episode 10: "Thursday"
Cooper: It's the rent we pay for our room on this planet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cooper: Are you serious? This kid already gets an A in assh*le and he's not even out of puberty.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 9: "Risk"
Cooper: You come all the way down here to score and your Porsche breaks down. I mean, that's got to suck, right?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 7: "Fallout"
Cooper: You slammed him up against his car for losing his keys.
• Rating: Unrated
Cooper: You're not doing anything to dispel the Asian driver stereotype.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Integrity Check"
Cooper: Do I think my partner should have tackled her? No. She should have shot her.
• Rating: Unrated
Cooper: Sometimes it feels like we're the only ones out here who aren't allowed to be idiots.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cooper: You stay behind us. No body gets hurt today. That's the rule.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 5: "Legacy"
Cooper: I got a lot of problems, kid. Being gay isn't one of them.
• Rating: Unrated
Cooper: You can be who you are without making yourself a walking target.
• Rating: Unrated
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