Favorite John Cooper Quotes
You've got a problem with gay people, that's your right, OK but I don't want to hear about it every day.
Lucero: I didn't know.
Cooper: You won't be mistaken for Sherlock Holmes.
Lucero: They were checking me out like crazy in there. Now I know what it's like to be a chick.
Cooper: If you want to be a chick that's a different bar.
For the last 2 & 1/2 weeks I've had these book smart, street stupid, bs experts telling me how I'm suppose to feel before I go back on the streets.
You're watching way too much TV, dude.
Chickie: I dealt with it for five years, you can't take it for four hours.
John: When he was drunk, he was funny. If I've gotta hear one more thing about AA, I'm going bring back the Daryl Gates chokehold myself.
Little boot's growing up.
Save the chivalry for Buckingham Palace. There's no place for it on the street.
Why run when you can drive? One more thing they didn't teach you at the academy.
You know, Superboot. He may lose control of his prisoner, but there's never a hair out of place.
Spider: What, do you run ironman?
Sammy: No Spider. This is what happens when little gangster shitheads smoke cigarettes.
Kid: I didn't know cops talked like that to kids.
John: What are you gonna do? Arrest me?
