Castle: Can I say something that will probably annoy you?
Beckett: Since when do you ask for permission?

Privacy ends when murder begins.

Beckett: I was hoping for something more romantic and less Hobbity.
Castle: Why does everyone always think those two are mutually exclusive?

Castle: You see, I'm honoring you by inviting you into my territory and Linus is part of that territory.
Beckett: And if you want to be invited into my territory again, you should probably rethink that.

Beckett: There's been a murder.
Castle: Yeah, of Linus' feelings.

Beckett: She's practically family. I care about her too.
Castle: You're pretty great, you know that?

Because when I was a little girl imaging my wedding day, being stuck in a small tin can with a thousand tons of rocket fuel strapped to my ass was exactly what I had in mind.

I am not getting married in space.

Beckett: What was that?
Castle: If I had to guess I'd say something bad.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go home and wallow in what is perhaps the most disappointing day of my crime solving career.


Castle, these monks took vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience. I don't see them trying to take over the world.

Castle: What are you doing?
Beckett: Making stuff up. Just like you do.

Castle Quotes

Sometimes the hardest things in life are the things most worth doing.


Esposito: So you're going full hipster now.
Ryan: Have you started jarring artisanal pickles yet?