Kenneth Parcell Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 12: "Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning"
Kenneth: I hope I photograph okay, because when I look in a mirror there's just a white haze.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 11: "Mrs. Donaghy"
Kenneth: Mr. Hornberger, do you and your wife ever fight?
Pete: Not all the time. After her hysterectomy, she was in a coma, briefly.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 10: "Christmas Attack Zone"
Kenneth: Obesity is killing the African-American community...with laughter.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 9: "Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish"
Kenneth: It was Harold, and I ate all of him. Even the face in case of a tie. I ate him sir! I ate my father pig!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kenneth: Also, in the background I heard lady giggles and the sound of a beautiful sunset.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 8: "College"
Kenneth: You know my uncle was a tinkerer... until the FBI shot him.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 5: "Reaganing"
Kenneth: I don't understand what you're saying but I like that it has the word we in it.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenna: Kenneth, take this card and get a cake for the crew.
Kenneth: Oh that's very thoughtful Ms. Maroney.
Jenna: Well one of the camera guys just had a baby, and I'm sick of hearing about it. This will put me back on top.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 4: "Live Show"
Kenneth: Oh and the Chilean miners are all out and they're very angry about what you've been saying about them.
Jenna: So I guess they're geniuses for getting stuck in a mine?
• Rating: Unrated
Kenneth: A Mr. Brett Fav-ray stopped by and dropped off this picture of a hot dog.
Jenna: Finally.
• Rating: Unrated
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