Favorite Kenneth Parcell Quotes
Who said I've been alive forever?
I am Silas Merrymount Peppercorn. This is my wife... Moronica.
[on his pig] She went crazy. She bit off my nutsack, that I kept tied around my belt to feed the squirrels.
Let's meet up later and smoke some drug cigarettes!
The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots.
Global warming? Sorry, sir, that's just scientist talk. The same people who say my grandfather was a monkey. If that's true, why was he killed by a monkey?
Oh, the fiddle's in the creek and the frog's in the kitchen — I apologize ma'am that is not a song, you make me very nervous.
Look at us laughing together...like a couple of Jews watching The Daily Show.
I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the Devil's temperature!
Kenneth
Kenneth: I need some advice.
Tracy: I recommend you get it from Liz Lemon or an Owl who wears glasses.
Jack: I can get you into a restaurant where you watch a child play with a bunny, and then you eat the bunny.
Kenneth: Isn't that just Easter?
[on Boston] They're all named Sean, they're mean, and I hate it here.
