Favorite Kenneth Parcell Quotes
Liz: Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?
Kenneth: Why? Because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.
Oh, was it "The Day Is Done My Sweet For The Lambs Have Been Decapitated?
[to Jack] Fort Myers and Cincinnati. Didn't you learn your airport codes in high school?
As mom used to say, you can't eat love.
When the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called Sexcriminalboat.
It's so romantic, like that movie I only saw the first few moments of, Fatal Attraction.
Kenneth: At least he died doing what he loved most: blogging on the Huffington Post.
Tracy: But I want you to know something... You and me, it's not gonna be a one-way street. 'Cause I don't believe in one-way streets. Not between people, and not while I'm driving.
Kenneth: Oh, okay.
Tracy: So, here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it's Shark Week.
Kenneth: ...while we have gotten to second base...
Tracy: You mean a threesome with Robinson Cano?
Jack: You should get to know Devon, tell him all of your television ideas. You know he started off as page just like you.
Kenneth: Really? So did I!
I don't like to swear sir, but no thank you.
I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree.
