Popular Kenneth Parcell Quotes
Ridikolus: Aww man you didn't just skuff these shoes. P Diddy wears these shoes.
Kenneth: Oh, will he be mad when you give them back?
Tracy: I'm just going through the classic stages of grief; fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression.
Kenneth: What about anger?
Tracy: No! I don't wanna do anger and you can't make me!
Ridikolus: What's your game?
Kenneth: Boggle.
That lady you European-kissed last night was actually a gentleman.
Tracy: I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.
Kenneth: (dreamily) Pregnant cornbread ...
Studio 6H is where we do The Girlie Show. Did you all see Tracy Jordan make a special appearance the other night? Wasn't that exciting!? That is what we in the show business like to call a cameo.
Kenneth: Excuse me, Ms. Lemon, but, you're on the monitors right now, so...
Liz: Everyone in the building can see and hear me...
Kenneth: Yes.
Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.
Jack: When I was your age, I was putting myself through college in Boston paddling swan boats for the tourists.
Kenneth: Is that a euphemism for some kind of sex worker?
I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the Devil's temperature!
Kenneth
[on coffee] I love how it makes me feel. It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain!
Kenneth
Liz: Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?
Kenneth: Why? Because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.
