30 Rock

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC

Kenneth Parcell Quotes (Page 12)

Season 1, Episode 18: "Fireworks"

Jack: Hey, Devin, you'd better watch out. Kenneth may take your job one day.
Devon: Or your job, Jack.
Kenneth: [points at janitor] Or his job!
[Jack and Devon stare in silence]
• Rating: Unrated

Jack: Say the right things, ask him the right questions. I'm sure he could open some doors for you.
Kenneth: Okay. What kinds of questions?
Jack: I'll write them down for you. You call him and tell him you have two tickets for A Chorus Line for tonight. Now Kenneth, have you ever used bronzer?
• Rating: Unrated

Jack: You should get to know Devon, tell him all of your television ideas. You know he started off as page just like you.
Kenneth: Really? So did I!
• Rating: Unrated

Kenneth: So Mr. Donaghy, what can I do for you?
Jack: I heard you were talking to my colleague Devon Banks. Did he tell you why he was in New York?
Kenneth: No sir, we just talked about Anderson Cooper mostly.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 1, Episode 17: "The Fighting Irish"

Kenneth: We lose half the congregation every time American Idol starts up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1, Episode 16: "The Source Awards"

Ridikolus: What's your game?
Kenneth: Boggle.
• Rating: Unrated

Tracy: I'm just going through the classic stages of grief; fear, denial, horniness, wisdom, sleepiness and now depression.
Kenneth: What about anger?
Tracy: No! I don't wanna do anger and you can't make me!
• Rating: Unrated

Ridikolus: Aww man you didn't just skuff these shoes. P Diddy wears these shoes.
Kenneth: Oh, will he be mad when you give them back?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1, Episode 15: "Hard Ball"

Tracy: I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.
Kenneth: (dreamily) Pregnant cornbread ...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0