Kevin Malone Quotes
Season 8, Episode 14: "Special Project"
Kevin: I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his cape.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 13: "Jury Duty"
Oscar: Please don't say anything offensive.
Kevin: Got that bimbo?
Erin: Got it bimbo.
• Rating: Unrated
Darryl: Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?
Kevin: A little bit. Yeah. Right guys? Back me up.
• Rating: Unrated
Erin: Angela had the baby?
Kevin: Is it black? Because that would be hilarious.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 12: "Pool Party"
Val: Does Daryl not swim?
Kevin: That's racist!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kevin: Hey Oscar, was that you who just created a party out of thin air? Or was it me?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 11: "Trivia"
Kevin: A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea, so if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are you just might catch one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 10: "Christmas Wishes"
Kevin: I don't wanna put you out, but if someone's making oatmeal I'll take an apple-cinnamon and a maple-brown sugar in one bowl, with whole milk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 7: "Pam's Replacement"
Val: Not bad fellas. You're better than you look.
Kevin: Hey screw you!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 6: "Doomsday"
Dwight: Can you tell me now where paper comes from?
Kevin: The man tree puts its penis...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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