Kevin Malone Quotes (Page 2)
Season 8, Episode 4: "Garden Party"
Kevin: Andy, I think we should acknowledge the man who has led us to such a profitable quarter...to Robert California.
Gabe: I would also like to toast Robert California.
Andy: You can't triple toast somebody.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 3: "Lotto"
Kevin: Good old Kevin. He'll do anything. Well guess what? I will not do a good job.
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: I'm gonna get in my car. When I start dying I will honk the horn three times. That means save the dog.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 24: "Search Committee"
Kevin: If Angela can get a gay man to marry her, maybe I could get a lesbian to marry me. That's hot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 23: "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"
Kevin: Put back everything in the vending machine, except the fruit.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 21: "Goodbye Michael"
Oscar: What town do Holly's parents live in?
Michael: I'm not sure...Mount tuh (mumbles).
Kevin: Sounds beautiful.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 20: "Michael's Last Dundies"
Kevin: I love banter, but I hate witty banter.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 19: "Training Day"
Kevin: Hey Deangelo, what do you think about bald people? I hate them.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Kevin: Nope it's not Ashton Kutcher, it's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 18: "Garage Sale"
Michael: We're moving to Colorado.
Kevin: All of us?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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