Erin: You're gonna be alright.
Kevin: No. No he's not.

You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.

I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.

Poor Andy. First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?

I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his cape.

Oscar: Please don't say anything offensive.
Kevin: Got that bimbo?
Erin: Got it bimbo.

Darryl: Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?
Kevin: A little bit. Yeah. Right guys? Back me up.

Erin: Angela had the baby?
Kevin: Is it black? Because that would be hilarious.

Val: Does Daryl not swim?
Kevin: That's racist!

Hey Oscar, was that you who just created a party out of thin air? Or was it me?

A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea, so if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are you just might catch one.

I don't wanna put you out, but if someone's making oatmeal I'll take an apple-cinnamon and a maple-brown sugar in one bowl, with whole milk.

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The Office Quotes

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy

If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be un de donkfest!

Dwight
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