Kevin Malone Quotes (Page 2)
Season 9, Episode 1: "New Guys"
Kevin: I am enormously proud of what I did for that turtle.
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: You can't eat cats, Kevin.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 22: "Fundraiser"
Erin: You're gonna be alright.
Kevin: No. No he's not.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 20: "Welcome Party"
Kevin: You think this is a great party? This cake has vegetables in it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 18: "Last Day in Florida"
Kevin: I wanna be wined, and dined, and 69ed.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 17: "Test the Store"
Kevin: Poor Andy. First you got beat up by a gang, and now she kicks your ass?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 14: "Special Project"
Kevin: I do deserve a vacation. Sometimes Batman's gotta take off his cape.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 13: "Jury Duty"
Oscar: Please don't say anything offensive.
Kevin: Got that bimbo?
Erin: Got it bimbo.
• Rating: Unrated
Darryl: Would it be more hilarious than Angela having a Chinese baby?
Kevin: A little bit. Yeah. Right guys? Back me up.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Erin: Angela had the baby?
Kevin: Is it black? Because that would be hilarious.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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