Kevin Malone Quotes (Page 3)
Season 7, Episode 18: "Garage Sale"
Kevin: When I was a kid I was on "Dallas."
Andy: Really?
Kevin: Yeah. We missed our connecting flight so we spent the entire day on Dallas. Then we spent a week on Hawaii. I was on heaven.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 17: "Todd Packer"
Packer: Yeah you know how to read a menu!
Kevin: He's right. I could lose some weight.
• Rating: Unrated
Packer: It's great to be among friends... until then, you suckers will do.
Kevin: Nice. We got burned.
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: I have very little patience for stupidity.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 16: "Threat Level Midnight"
Ryan: You should enter it in festivals.
Kevin: Or carnivals.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 15: "PDA"
Oscar: Go on. Kiss each other already.
Kevin: Suck it Oscar. This must kill you.
• Rating: Unrated
Michael: Holly and I are moving in together. Oscar this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love my friend.
Oscar: Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.
Kevin: Better luck next time pal!
• Rating: Unrated
Dwight: Do more stupid faces!
Kevin: Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying... I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 13: "The Seminar"
Kevin: Andy, I'm not Jim. The only way that I'm Jim is in the movie version when Jim sees what his future would be like if he never met Pam.
• Rating: Unrated
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