Kevin Malone Quotes (Page 3)
Season 8, Episode 12: "Pool Party"
Val: Does Daryl not swim?
Kevin: That's racist!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kevin: Hey Oscar, was that you who just created a party out of thin air? Or was it me?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 11: "Trivia"
Kevin: A fluke is one of the most common fish in the sea, so if you go fishing for a fluke, chances are you just might catch one.
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 10: "Christmas Wishes"
Kevin: I don't wanna put you out, but if someone's making oatmeal I'll take an apple-cinnamon and a maple-brown sugar in one bowl, with whole milk.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 7: "Pam's Replacement"
Val: Not bad fellas. You're better than you look.
Kevin: Hey screw you!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 6: "Doomsday"
Dwight: Can you tell me now where paper comes from?
Kevin: The man tree puts its penis...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 4: "Garden Party"
Kevin: Andy, I think we should acknowledge the man who has led us to such a profitable quarter...to Robert California.
Gabe: I would also like to toast Robert California.
Andy: You can't triple toast somebody.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 3: "Lotto"
Kevin: Good old Kevin. He'll do anything. Well guess what? I will not do a good job.
• Rating: Unrated
Kevin: I'm gonna get in my car. When I start dying I will honk the horn three times. That means save the dog.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 24: "Search Committee"
Kevin: If Angela can get a gay man to marry her, maybe I could get a lesbian to marry me. That's hot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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