Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date like to a movie where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.

Caroline: How did I become the bad guy?
Klaus: Let me get you a drink. And I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.

Caroline, you're beautiful. But if you don't stop talking, I will kill you.

Klaus: I was feeling benevolent.
Stefan: You're never benevolent.

Truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.

Tyler is otherwise occupied, making big decisions about honesty and what not.

Klaus: That's impossible.
Tyler: Is it? Or maybe real love is stronger than fake loyalty.

Klaus: How did you break it?
Tyler: By breaking every bone in my body a hundred times for the girl I love.

You know once you choose a Salvatore, you'll destroy their bond.

Klaus [to Elena]

If and might. Your words inspire such confidence.

I don't have to prove anything, love. I am the alpha male.

Let's all say a prayer for Finn, who slept in a box longer than he lives as a man.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they say: The way to a psycho killer's heart is through his stomach.