Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date like to a movie where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.

Caroline: How did I become the bad guy?
Klaus: Let me get you a drink. And I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.

Caroline, you're beautiful. But if you don't stop talking, I will kill you.

Klaus: I was feeling benevolent.
Stefan: You're never benevolent.

Truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.

Tyler is otherwise occupied, making big decisions about honesty and what not.

Klaus: That's impossible.
Tyler: Is it? Or maybe real love is stronger than fake loyalty.

Klaus: How did you break it?
Tyler: By breaking every bone in my body a hundred times for the girl I love.

You know once you choose a Salvatore, you'll destroy their bond.

Klaus [to Elena]

If and might. Your words inspire such confidence.

I don't have to prove anything, love. I am the alpha male.

Let's all say a prayer for Finn, who slept in a box longer than he lives as a man.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.

Damon