Klaus: I was wondering what time I should pick you up tomorrow?
Caroline: How about a quarter to never?
Klaus: I was promised a date in return for one of my hybrids.
Caroline: Yes, a date like to a movie where we don't have to talk and I can put at least three seats between us.

Caroline: How did I become the bad guy?
Klaus: Let me get you a drink. And I'll tell you all about being the bad guy.

Caroline, you're beautiful. But if you don't stop talking, I will kill you.

Klaus: I was feeling benevolent.
Stefan: You're never benevolent.

Truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.

Tyler is otherwise occupied, making big decisions about honesty and what not.

Klaus: That's impossible.
Tyler: Is it? Or maybe real love is stronger than fake loyalty.

Klaus: How did you break it?
Tyler: By breaking every bone in my body a hundred times for the girl I love.

You know once you choose a Salvatore, you'll destroy their bond.

Klaus [to Elena]

If and might. Your words inspire such confidence.

I don't have to prove anything, love. I am the alpha male.

Let's all say a prayer for Finn, who slept in a box longer than he lives as a man.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon