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Klaus: Good evening.
Caroline: I need a drink.

The worst thing for Elena Gilbert is the two of you.

We can sit and eat, or I can reach down your throats and pull out your insides. The choice is yours.

Help me destroy Stefan and I promise you our family will be whole again.

Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How's that working out for you? Any friends left?

Caroline: Are you going to kill me?
Klaus: On your birthday? Do you really think that low of me?
Caroline: Yes.

All you have to do is get Stefan to stop decapitating my friends.

Stefan: Friends don't strip friends of their free will.
Klaus: Okay, granted, that was a little extreme.

Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find.

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