Savannah Walker: How on earth did you get so tech-savvy?
Kono Kalakaua: Xbox.

White: I'm Joe.
Kono: Kono.
White: Nice shooting Kono.

Chin Ho Kelly: Better call your insurance agent from the car.
Kono Kalakaua: Tell him you want full coverage.
Savannah Walker: You're kidding, right? They're kidding, right?

Adam Noshimuri: Are you sure you understand what this means?
Kono Kalakaua: No. But it's what we're gonna do. It's what we have to do.

Amelia: Chin and me; we have something special.
Kono: Yeah, where was that something special when he lost his badge.

So he was shot, burned, and hit by a car? Wow, this guy's having a great day.

Frank: The bad guys we take down we don't read Miranda, we just take their money.
Kono: So you provide a public service
Frank: Something like that.

Kono: Who are you?
Fryer: You might want to sit down.

Kono: Ooo...That guy's pretty hot.
McGarrett: The dark one, right?
Kono: Nah, the blonde.
Danno & McGarrett: That's me.

Kono: That's a relief
Danny: Why is that a relief?
Kono: Because she makes you happy, and I like to see you happy.
Danny: Awww...

Adam: They would see one thing, Hiro Noshimuri son; the heir apparent to the head of the Yakuza.
Kono: They won't see that if you're clean.
Adam: I'm getting there.

Male suspect traveling on foot, south on Koka Street. What's he wearing? Nothing, that's right he's bare ass naked.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.