Kono: We can't go at these guys straight on.
Fryer: I got a badge that says I do whatever I want.

Chin Ho: Something has to be done now.
Kono: So what are we going to do?
Joe: We're going bring Steve home.

Kono: Anyone up for a swim?
Chin: I forgot my board shorts at home.
Danno: Looks like the rooky is going for a swim.

Kono: This room alone is bigger than my apparment.
Chin: The trunk of my car is bigger than your appartement.
Kono: Thanks for reminding me.

Kono: Don't look at your feet.
Danno: How am I supposed to know where my feet are if I can't look down at them?

Chin Ho: We're going up in that?
Lori: is anyone else terrified?
Kono: It can't be that bad. [open door reveals chickens] Ok, now I'm terrified.

Carlton Bass: He marketed the Northshore surf lifestyle and made a lot of money. A lot of people resented that.
Kono: Only one pulled the trigger.

Kono: You know what they use to call Sand Island?
Hanna: What's that?
Kono: Quarantine Island.
Hanna: Sounds like a great place to start an epidemic.

Kono: The airline gave us her cell phone number, but it goes straight to voice mail.
Steve: That makes sense right? If she's been kidnapped.
Danny: You trying to convince us or yourself?
Steve: Maybe a little of both.

Danny Williams: You missed the tasting, luckily.
Kono Kalakaua: That bad?
Danny Williams: It was Spam wrapped in a sock.

Chin: Hey, you're not psychic. You can't read people's minds.
Kono: I should have know he was lying.
Chin: That comes with time and experience, Kono. We all make mistakes. You gotta learn to live with that 'cos that's part of the job.

Danno: Steve fell. He's hurt.
Kono: Whoa-whoa wait, how bad?
Danno: I don't know, I'm not a doctor. I think he broke his arm.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

I just wanted to tell you I'm so sorry, so sorry.

Danny [to Marie]

Dealer: Game's closed unless you have an invitation.
Grover [holding up his badge]: Here's my invitation. It's even engraved.