Favorite Kristina Braverman Quotes
Adam: How long are you going to be mad at me?
Kristina: I don't know.
Honey, I had my phone on silent because I was mad at you. It's my fault. I'm his mother.
Max: You are the meanest woman in the world. I wish you weren't my mother. I'm never talking to you again.
Kristina: Good. Let's start right now.
Kristina: You should be very proud of yourself and this family. You and Camille have created this wonderful, weird and great family. And I'm so lucky to be a part of it, ya know, I can't tell ya. You know, you've always treated me like a daughter and you've always been there for me and I want to thank you for that. So thanks. You're a good dad..
Zeek: Really?
Kristina: And a good man.
She's going to need an entire winter wardrobe, too. She doesn't even own mittens.
Wow! They're from Bob. I'm just kidding. They're from your mom.
Kristina: You shouldn't have called those kids losers.
Adam: I know.
Kristina: They're not losers. They're jackasses.
Kristina: I will talk to him. I'm sorry. We can still go to Funkytown!
Adam: Okay!
Adam: I'm sure he's going to be fine, honey. Crosby said he was going to 'totes' handle it.
Kristina: I don't know what that means, 'totes' handle it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm smoking pot. I was just dopin' it up and I'm really sorry.
Honey, there's a file on my computer, that I made for the kids. I want to make sure the kids have it. Can you make sure of that?
Mark is so cute, but he's like a puppy. Hank is a man!
