Favorite Kristina Braverman Quotes
Haddie: I'm just going to say it.
Kristina: Okay, say what?
Haddie: Alex and I have had sex.
I hope it fits me; this left boob is a little bigger than the right.
Sticker system Gabby was shooting tequila last night?
Sorry for not being the girl you thought I was (to her parents).
Haddie
OK seriously, I want to know what you've got going on down there!
I say this out of love, but you've gone rogue.
Honey, I have to wash Max's bandanna, it's fifthly. If he's going to be a pirate, at least he's going to be a clean pirate.
Kristina: You know honey; I think he's more scared then anything.
Haddie: Of what?
Kristina: Of losing you.
I hope my brother-in-law was worth it because he's not the only one you screwed here.
It sounds like she's hurt.
Jasmine, welcome to crazy town!
Kristina: Everybody raise your glass. My daughter Haddie Braverman is running for junior class president.
Adam: That's right, following in her father's footsteps.
Julia: Excuse me, your foot steps?
Adam: Yeah.
Julia: I was class president.
Kristina: I wrote speeches.
Crosby: Student council nerds are going to have a nerd off!
