Favorite Kristina Braverman Quotes
Adam: What about Max?
Kristina: Max thinks it's cool. He thinks I look like Bane from the Batman movie.
If you'll have me, I would like to go out on a date with you.
Kristina: Honey, how old were you when you got your first boner?
Adam: What?
Kristina: You know, stiffy, hard on, chubby, whatever...how old were you when you first got wood?
Adam: What the hell? Is it even six o'clock yet?
Heather: Alright. We've got some work to do, you're a little rusty, but that's what I want to see more of - more Kristina.
Kristina: I haven't really made my decision...
Heather: You know what? We've gotta, like, write an announcement speech, so I'm gonna get some coffee. You want anything?
Kristina: I.. sure. Are you hired?
Heather: I'm just gonna take the job, because you don't have time for more interviews. We have this announcement speech to write.
You know what? You are 100% right. I almost died. But I didn't. That's exactly why I am doing this.
Adam: Hi Honey. You look very beautiful.
Kristina: I look like I should be offering you peanuts and an in-flight magazine, don't you think?
Kristina: What if they don't fall in love with me?
Heather: Honestly? Then we call it.
Education's my platform, not my son. OK? He's off limits, let's move on.
Kristina: Are you sure it's just about the ring?
Amber: Yeah.
Kristina: Oh. OK.
Amber: Everything's fine, I just. Yeah.
Adam: I love it when you get feisty like this.
Kristina: I'm not feisty, I'm just mad.
Adam: Well can you just stay maybe stay up here for 15 minutes? Waddya say? Honey?
Kristina: You don't really love it?
Amber: It's a little bit absurd, right? It's not just me? It's bigger than any of my family
member's wedding rings.
You know you could have voted absentee ding-dong and not come all the way out here.
