Kristina Braverman Quotes
Kristina: One big happy freaking family.
Adam: Alright, thank you.
I hope it fits me; this left boob is a little bigger than the right.
Kristina: You know what the problem is for mothers?
Kristina: OK Adam, kittens on the grill...
Adam: As soon as I can.
Sticker system Gabby was shooting tequila last night?
OK seriously, I want to know what you've got going on down there!
Honey, I have to wash Max's bandanna, it's fifthly. If he's going to be a pirate, at least he's going to be a clean pirate.
OK, then I'm going to Hawaii and you can raise my son.
Adam: So I'm just going to say that felt like the real deal. I'm right?
Kristina: Yep, your right!
Adam: Well, what are we going to do about this?
Kristina: It is what it is and there's nothing we can do about it.
Adam: Well, can I still hate the guy?
If it's any consolation, you will always be the most important man in my life.
Kristina: You know honey; I think he's more scared then anything.
Haddie: Of what?
Kristina: Of losing you.