Kristina Braverman Quotes
Kristina: I will talk to him. I'm sorry. We can still go to Funkytown!
Adam: Okay!
Kristina: You shouldn't have called those kids losers.
Adam: I know.
Kristina: They're not losers. They're jackasses.
Wow! They're from Bob. I'm just kidding. They're from your mom.
She's going to need an entire winter wardrobe, too. She doesn't even own mittens.
Kristina: You should be very proud of yourself and this family. You and Camille have created this wonderful, weird and great family. And I'm so lucky to be a part of it, ya know, I can't tell ya. You know, you've always treated me like a daughter and you've always been there for me and I want to thank you for that. So thanks. You're a good dad..
Zeek: Really?
Kristina: And a good man.
Max: You are the meanest woman in the world. I wish you weren't my mother. I'm never talking to you again.
Kristina: Good. Let's start right now.
Honey, I had my phone on silent because I was mad at you. It's my fault. I'm his mother.
Sarah: She's still on...
Kristina: Breast milk, yeah.
Sarah: Well, I can't provide that.
Adam: How long are you going to be mad at me?
Kristina: I don't know.
Kristina: Did you stop the kiss?
Adam: Yes!
Kristina: Did you? How did you do that?
You think you can get along with your Justin Bieber hairdo and your Invisalign braces? Well guess what? Puberty is going to set in and it's going to set in ugly... Be a friend. Be a friend, not a bully. Have a good day!
Kristina: I was standing next to that goddess that you hired and I started leaking.
Adam: What, breast milk?
Kristina: No, oil. Yes breast milk!
