Kristina Braverman Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 9: "Sore Loser"
Kristina: You think you can get along with your Justin Bieber hairdo and your Invisalign braces? Well guess what? Puberty is going to set in and it's going to set in ugly... Be a friend. Be a friend, not a bully. Have a good day!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "In-Between"
Kristina: I was standing next to that goddess that you hired and I started leaking.
Adam: What, breast milk?
Kristina: No, oil. Yes breast milk!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 7: "Forced Family Fun"
Kristina: I'm sorry I'm psycho honey.
Haddie: It's cool. We're used to it.
Kristina: Great.
• Rating: Unrated
Kristina: We need a family fun night!
Adam: Family fun night?
Kristina: We need a family fun night dammit!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 5: "Nora"
Adam: And I'm just trying to figure out an outfit that's not gonna be, you know, too much, but is gonna help.
Kristina: That ain't it.
Adam: Wow. This is just awful.
Kristina: It's hideous. I'm out.
Adam: Did you get me this?
Kristina: Just hideous. I never got that for you, I think your mom did.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "I Don't Want to Do This Without You"
Kristina: Oh man, this baby's pushing on my bladder like you wouldn't believe. I need an adult diaper.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 21: "Slipping Away"
Haddie: I'm just going to say it.
Kristina: Okay, say what?
Haddie: Alex and I have had sex.
• Rating: Unrated
Kristina: It sounds like she's hurt.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 19: "Taking The Leap"
Kristina: I hope my brother-in-law was worth it because he's not the only one you screwed here.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 18: "Qualities and Difficulties"
Kristina: I say this out of love, but you've gone rogue.
• Rating: Unrated
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