Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.