Kurt Hummel Quotes
Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.
Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?
Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?
Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.
Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.
They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.