Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.