Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn