Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

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