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Glee

I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.

I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.

Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.

Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.

Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.

You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.

Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

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