Kurt: Smells like my Aunt Mildred.
April: Just drink it.

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.

My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.

It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Every moment of your life is an opportunity for fashion.

They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn