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Glee

Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.

You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.

Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.

My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.

Finn: Are you sure we should free 300 live doves indoors? Won't that get messy?
Kurt: That's why we feed them glitter.

You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless.

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lessons plans are boring.

Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.

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