Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXKurt Hummel Quotes
Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.
Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.
Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.
You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.
Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.
Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.
Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.
I feel like Lady GaGa.
I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.
Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?
It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.
You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.
