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I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.

Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?

It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.

You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.

Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

Makeovers are like crack to me.

He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows.

I'll admit it, I'm madly in love with Finn.

How do you explain her constant irritation with you? It's because SHE'S A GIRL.

Finn: I'm sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I'm not.
Kurt: You're lashing out at me is fantastically compelling and inappropriate.

I love you more than I love being a star.

We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.

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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.

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