Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.

Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.

Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.

You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It's like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.

Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.

Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.

I feel like Lady GaGa.

I say we lock Rachel up until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement.

Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?

It makes it hard to appreciate your talent because I wanna shove a sock in your throat.

You need something to distract from your horrible personality. Most of the time, I can't stand to be in the same room as you.

Glee Quotes

Not everyone is gonna have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance. But I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage.

Sue

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

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