True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOPopular Lafayette Reynolds Quotes
This has got to be the worst motherfucking intervention in history
Jesus and I agreed to see other people, but that don't mean we don't still talk from time to time.
Arleen: Sh*t I'm pregnant again.
Lafayette: Hey, you forgot your rings.
Arleen: F**k the rings.
Pam: You picking up what I'm putting down?
Lafayette: Yes.
Pam: Good, I'll be back tomorrow for the money.
You're too busy praising Jesus to realize your daughter wants to move in with him permanently.
Jason: I got a lot on my mind lately.
Lafayette: That must be new.
Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.
Go tell your mama that two faggots whooped your ass!
Them fuckers is a whole new dimension of trash.
We could end up in Hell, or fuckin South Dakota.
You're a witch, who's a nurse, and a dude? How did I get so lucky?
We'll stay for five minutes. Ten if they got dranks.
