True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOPopular Lafayette Reynolds Quotes
I mean... what the fuck?
Goat tongue for breakfast. Wow. That smells well done.
Next time, text a motherf***er or somethun' and save us all from a world of worry.
I felt like a giant-ass puppet for your ghost uncle.
Marnie just puked that bitch out.
Lafayette: Marnie won.
Jesus: We're fucked.
Arlene, these beans is colder than titties in a brass bra.
You is the angel of death.
Lafayette: Well is you ok?
Ruby Jean: I'll tell you who not ok, Jesus.
Lafayette: I know, he dead.
Ruby Jean: Well that explains why he not working around here no more.
Hookah I ain't in the helpin' business no more. I'm in the fu-k off while I smoke a blunt business and business is about to pick way the fu-k up.
Creepy spirit thing, why you in Sookie bathroom?
I ain't Gmail for dead bitches. Send your own goddamned messages!