Larry David Quotes (Page 3)
Season 8, Episode 7: "The Bi-Sexual"
Larry: It's not for performance. It's just for recovery.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Larry: The woman is on this earth to catch balls. Interesting theory. Too bad I don't have a daughter. I would like to impart that knowledge to her.
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Larry: Lesbians have kind of an advantage in a way.
Leon: They some tricky mother f**kers.
• Rating: Unrated
Larry: Tie goes to the hetero.
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Season 8, Episode 6: "The Hero"
Larry (to Ricky): Whether I give you a gift or you give me a gift, it costs me money.
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Susie: Ya know Larry, I think you're taking the wrong tactic with these women. I really do. I think you have to present who you reall are.
Larry: I did present who I really was; a phony, a fraud, a prevaricator. I presented who I was.
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Larry: You fixed it all so you could be at the cool table. You got Ricky Gervais, you got Allie, you got your Broadway stars.
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Hank: I got picked on a lot by some kids.
Larry: By Spaniards?
Hank: Yeah, well they spoke Spanish.
Larry: Oh they're not from Spain?
Hank: I don't know where they were from.
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Larry: Everybody brings wine. I bring bread.
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Waiter: I am the waiter.
Larry: Yet we were the ones waiting, so we became the waiters.
Jeff: This man's a hero. He just revolutionized the way restaurants work my friend. No one's gonna go hungry again.
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