Leonard Hofstadter Quotes
Sheldon: Leonard, you're my best friend. Why don't you ever take my side.
Leonard: Because I can never understand your side!
We're still dating, right?
Leonard: Who you talking to?
Penny: Just this guy I met at school.
Leonard: We're still dating, right?
Howard: Boy, if these walls could talk.
Leonard: They'd say, "Why does he touch himself so much?"
She writes like she cooks.
Sheldon: Oh, ow, blueberry in my nose. Blueberry in my nose.
Leonard: Snort it down and keep eating.
Sheldon: How could you not find him?
Leonard: Because he's hard to find. If he was easy to find, the books would be called "There's Waldo."
A solar system? Uh,uh,um, unidentified flying liverwurst? I don't....
Leonard: In what universe is that a present?
Sheldon: It's not a present. It's the present. There's you and me. It's Penny and Amy. We're playing Pictionary. In the present.
It had weaponized fruit and a puppet. What more do you want?
Mmm, the nurse is a woman, so he couldn't talk to her. She had to bring him a Grover puppet so he could point at what hurt.
Leonard: The guy who seems like an emotionless robot ... is you, but your relationship with Amy is causing you to transform into a red-blooded man with sexual desires.
Sheldon: That is literally the stupidest thing I've heard.