It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Season 3, Episode 4)

Rule #18

Clean up your own mess. (Season 7, Episode 24)

Rule #45

If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, break it. (Season 8, Episode 24)

Rule #16

Always work as a team. (Season 5, Episode 5)

Rule #15

Bend the line, don't break it. (Season 11, Episode 4)

Rule #14

Never, ever involve a lawyer. (Season 6, Episode 7; Gibbs is said to have other rules involving lawyers, but according to Tony, this is the "umbrella" one)

Rule #13

Never date a coworker. (Season 1, Episode 15, and referenced on other occasions)

Rule #12

When the job is done, walk away. (Season 6, Episode 24)

Rule #11

Never get personally involved on a case. (Season 7, Episode 21)

Rule #10

Never go anywhere without a knife. (Season 1, Episode 13)

Rule #9

Never assume. (Season 9, Episode 21)

Rule #8

Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)

Rule #8

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?