You don't waste good. (Season 8, Episode 22)

Rule #5

Never apologize. (Season 7, Episode 12, but referenced previous times without a number attached)

Rule #6

Always be specific when you lie. (Season 1, Episode 23)

Rule #7

Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)

Rule #8

Never assume. (Season 9, Episode 21)

Rule #8

Never go anywhere without a knife. (Season 1, Episode 13)

Rule #9

Never get personally involved on a case. (Season 7, Episode 21)

Rule #10

When the job is done, walk away. (Season 6, Episode 24)

Rule #11

Never date a coworker. (Season 1, Episode 15, and referenced on other occasions)

Rule #12

Never, ever involve a lawyer. (Season 6, Episode 7; Gibbs is said to have other rules involving lawyers, but according to Tony, this is the "umbrella" one)

Rule #13

Bend the line, don't break it. (Season 11, Episode 4)

Rule #14

Gibbs: (as he and Quinn look at the Vietnam Memorial Wall) No matter how many times I come here, it still gets to me. You look at a name, and you have to look at a reflection of yourself. You are among the fallen.
Quinn: Yeah. Difference is, you can leave. The names don't.

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?