NCIS
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Anthony DiNozzo Senior: I was hoping you would have some words of wisdom?
Gibbs: ...Nope!
Next time you leave the country on assignment, Bishop? Tell your brothers!
Fornell: What on earth are you doing?!
Emily: Me? What are *you* doing, Dad?
Fornell: I *was* sleeping!
Emily: I noticed. Still on Uncle Gibbs's couch for some reason.
Fornell: You nearly scared me to death. And "Uncle Gibbs" is probably upstairs loading his bazooka as we speak!
Gibbs [calmly eating cereal]: Nope. I'm good.
Fornell: Hey, Gibbs! You gotta come over here and push down on my pelvis!
Gibbs: I'm gonna pass on that.
‘You think you’re alone in the dark. Close your eyes. Remember everything good.’ My mom said that to me just before she died. Smart lady.
Bishop, I’ve been listening to you for the last ten minutes, and I *still* don’t know what you’re saying.
Quinn: Do you believe in miracles?
Gibbs: No.
Quinn: Do you believe in Abby?
Gibbs: With all my heart!
We all gonna fit on the ledge and hold hands? You wanna help Palmer, do your jobs!
Keep your friends close. And the crazies even closer!
Bishop: Gibbs, where are you going?
Gibbs: Overboard!
DiNozzo Senior: It’s about Judith. Your ex-lover.
Gibbs [chokes]: My what?!
Reeves: We spoke to your wife. She said you were at the office all night.
Gibbs: No nookie!
