Leslie Knope Quotes
Leslie: Have you ever seen Monster's Inc?
Leslie: Damn it Ron! Engage in the culture once.
It's like rescuing a bunny from a lion! But that lion is a demonic sociopath - with really nice cleavage.
The snooker has become the snort!
Andy: We. Are going. To Chicago!
Tom: Andy, think about what you're saying right now? Because it's the smartest idea anyone's ever had! Let's go!
Councilman Jamm: You know who else had plans?
Leslie: Oh please don't say Hitler.
Councilman Jamm: Hitler!
Jessica: Is this a circle? Or is it an "O?" Is Oprah involved!?
Leslie: It's zero. I bid zero dollars.
Leslie: Ron, I just want you to know that I am not sorry for pushing your face into a cake.
Ron: Well I am sorry - for attending a public event.
No one should ever say that word out loud. It's like Voldemort - or Ron.
Why don't you shove all of them in your dumb mouth and then when I turn my back you can stab me with the skewer.
Leslie: Who cares if they have more money, I have the most valuable currency in America: a blind, stubborn, belief that what I am doing is right!
You all have 36 hours to find me $90 million, go!
Leslie: Get out of here Ed, I fired you!
Ed: Oh, yeah. If anyone wants to hang, I'll be at Subway!