Leslie Knope Quotes (Page 4)
Season 5, Episode 8: "Pawnee Commons"
Ben: I don't know if you knew this, but Leslie was born in Eagleton!
Leslie: Do not blame me for the sins of my mother!
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Leslie: Jazz, plus jazz, plus jazz!
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Leslie: Your show last week on dolphin lactation was riveting radio.
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Season 5, Episode 7: "Leslie vs. April"
Leslie: Can you say per capita again? I want to take a picture of you saying "per capita."
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Leslie: [to Joe Biden] You're my...my name just came out of your mouth!
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Leslie: 2020.
Ben: Uh. that's a stretch.
Leslie: Fine. 2024. I take the West Wing, you take the East. You can be the First Gentleman.
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Season 5, Episode 6: "Ben's Parents"
Leslie: Ann, you are such a good friend. You are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox. Thank you, ox, for keeping this ship afloat.
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Leslie: Red Vines anyone?
Mr. Wyatt: We're a Twizzlers family.
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Leslie: No to canceling the party and no to Twizzlers. We are a Red Vine family.
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Leslie: I'm so happy I want to shout it from the rooftops!
Ben: And she has. We've gotten several noise complaints.
Leslie: We're getting married!
Ben: All right.
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