Lily Aldrin Quotes (Page 2)
Season 6, Episode 22: "The Perfect Cocktail"
Lily: Excuse me waitress? I'll have a mojito and you'll have a no seat ho!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 21: "Hopeless"
Ted: How's the open marriage going? Who was the first to get to five numbers?
Lily: I won that race. My prize, sex in the bathroom.
Marshall: And I won that race!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Game on! If I can score five numbers before you can, then we have sex in the bathroom but, if you can score five numbers before me, then we have sex in the bathroom.
Lily: So our usual wager. Deal!
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 20: "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
Lily: Marshall and I have been together for fifteen years and the only debate about Tommy Boy we've ever had, is whether it's awesome or super awesome. That's love bitch!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 18: "A Change Of Heart"
Lily: Scooby, we're in our thirties, we don't smoke sandwiches anymore.
Ted: Sandwich brownies?
Lily: OK!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: Ooo Barney's got feelings for a girl.
Barney: Yeah, penis feelings!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 17: "Garbage Island"
Lily: Sex now, we'll do the foreplay after.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: You should work at a carnival.
Barney: I tried; they're pretty strict with backgrounds.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 15: "Oh Honey"
Lily: We hate Ted now. Get on board or the sexting stops!
Marshall: Ted's a son of a bitch!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 14: "Last Words"
Robin: All that stuff is really nice.
Lily: Yeah it's positive racism.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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