How I Met Your Mother

Lily Aldrin Quotes (Page 3)

Lily: He's going to masturbate!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: This is bad news; this is like a black cat walked through my uterus.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: There's an alien growing in my stomach that is going to explode out of my vagina!
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Marshall: Are you sure you did it right?
Lily: Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Lily: Whenever we're alone you spend the entire time undressing me with your eyes, you even take off my shoes.
Barney: High heels chafe my shoulders.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Robin: Right, Marsh Madness?
Marshall: No doubt, Robo Cop.
Lily: You two never hang out alone. You just made up those names right now.
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Lily: And the most important rule of all...
Barney: Lubricant is public property.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed. Rule number one...
Barney: Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: It's a booma-wang.
Robin: Nice,
Lily: Thanks.
Robin: No I meant the wang.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ted: Lily you're a psychopath.
Lily: Lil' bit... ohh a Panda.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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