Lily van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 8)
Season 4, Episode 3: "The Undergraduates"
Juliet: Whatever twisted frenemy-slash-ex-boyfriend situation you have going on, Serena, it has nothing to do with me. I told you that the alumni committee makes the decisions—
Serena: You seriously thought we wouldn't know anyone on the committee?
Juliet: You can't. That's the secret part of a secret committee.
Lily: Unless the keymaster misbehaves. Half of the board members of Bass Industries are alumni. One phonecall confirmed the obvious. That Serena has always been at the top of the list. Congratulations darling. to Juliet: Key please.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: I'm sorry for what happened with Jenny. She was in a bad place; I could have helped her, instead I just used her pain for my own self-destruction.
Lily: Thank you for the apology. And welcome home. Please don't disappear again.
Chuck: I don't intend to. I just hope everyone's as relieved to see me as you are.
Lily: Well let's not ask for too much right off the bat, shall we?
• Rating: Unrated
Rufus: I'm dreading this. As much as the truth might be a relief it's also the toughest thing he'll ever have to face.
Lily: Well just be prepared. Who knows how he'll react. He may not even believe you.
Rufus: Genetics don't lie, even though some doctors who administer paternity tests do.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 1: "Belles Du Jour"
Lily: It's from France. Hello? Yes this is she. Oh my god, is it Serena? Is she okay? Okay, I will.
Rufus: What? What is it?
Lily: A body washed up in Paris, shot, the identification they found says it's Charles Bass.
• Rating: Unrated
Rufus: Why do you have Chuck's travel itinerary, bank statements and credit card bills?
Lily: Because I'm afraid he might be in trouble.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 22: "Last Tango, Then Paris"
Lily: You just have to wait until they finish college. Or in the case of Serena, rebel and NOT go.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Ex-Husbands and Wives"
Lily: [to William] You know, it's really nice to be here with someone who doesn't hate these things.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 20: "It's a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World"
Lily: If William wants to move in to be closer to the kids, I'm not going to stand in his way.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 19: "Dr. Estrangeloved"
Lily: The minute people start treating you like you're sick your body starts to listen to it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 13: "The Hurt Locket"
Lily: I did kiss him.
Rufus: It must have been one Hell of a kiss for you to build all these lies around it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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