Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 2)
Season 7, Episode 9: "Game Over"
Liz: Damn it! Why do I keep helping you? I'll just do anything for approval. I would have been a Nazi.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: For every orphan Annie, there's a 30-year-old Russian dwarf who's just pretending to be a child, according to a movie that I watched part of.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Have you ever updated your Flash player? It is so sad. What happens to version 11.4?
Jack: Oh, what now?
Liz, yelling: I'm taking hormone shots to have a baby you son of a bitch!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Point is, I won't be at rehearsal all this week.
Liz: No, Tracy!
Tracy: Exactly. No Tracy. Thanks for being so understanding.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 8: "My Whole Life Is Thunder"
Liz: You are not the center of the universe, Jenna.
Jenna: I am too. I'm the moon.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Listen Jenna, I didn't mean to steal your thunder.
Jenna: My whole life is thunder.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Oh my goodness, the ceremony will be broadcast on Lifetime, oh dot com, backslash garbage file?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I'm 42, Cerie.
Cerie: I don't know what that is.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 7: "Mazel Tov Dummies!"
Liz: You know who else was married? Ted Bundy!
Criss: I don't think so Liz.
Liz: Really? He's so handsome.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: His name is Black Dennis? That is racist!
Dennis: Yeah right Liz, the guy with the Black son's racist.
• Rating: Unrated
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