Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 2)
Season 6, Episode 4: "The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell"
Liz: What are those?
Jenna: Leaches. They're good for your skin, and I've lost tons of blood weight.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 3: "Idiots Are People Three"
Criss: You don't use the tab closers on cereal boxes.
Liz: If you think those are doing anything to seal in freshness, you are living in a fantasy world, pal.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: And now he's inserting himself into this.
Criss: Well that's what she said but...
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 2: "Idiots Are People Two"
Liz: Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Why did you have to offend the gay community? It is the most organized of all the communities. They make the Japanese look like the Greeks.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 1: "Dance Like Nobody's Watching"
Liz: You're a 42 year old man.
Tracy: No I'm not. I took a real age test. It said I'm dead.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 23: "Respawn"
Tracy: How many times have I come over and painted your apartment?
Liz: Three, and by the way stop doing that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Normal is a woman and a woman getting married and having a child.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 22: "Everything Sunny All the Time Always"
Liz: Great news Jack. I've got a new life philosophy that I call Lizbianism.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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