Every pair you buy, they give a pair to a child who was forced to work in the factory that makes these shoes.

What America needs it four more years of the stuff Obama's been doing. Like, umm, the one with the guy. It was at night, and I feel like he was standing next to a fence.

I hope it's gay...male gay, because with the ladies it's too much hiking.

Liz: Show him how funny women are.
Jenna: Are we though?

Liz: Lize Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing suit area.
Jack: Lemon I've seen your bathing suits, that could be anywhere.

Do you think I'm an idiot? I didn't win that argument. I'm an idiot.

Hornberger, what if we were having sex?

I should get back downstairs. The show's not gonna phone itself in.

I saw The Today Show, so I know how to make an autumn pizza that your teen will love.

Before this I ran an all women's theater company...everyone was vice president.

Liz: That's not how I roll.
Tracy: Thank you for saying that in dated urban slang so that I'll understand you.

She wants her "something borrowed" to be Jessica Biel's youth.

30 Rock Quotes

Fine, I will try the other location. But frankly, LaDonica, you have not been real helpful.


I believe that when you have a problem, you talk it over with your priest, or your tailor, or the mute elevator porter at your men's club. Then you take that problem and you crush it with your mind vice. But for lesser beings, like curly haired men and people who need glasses, therapy can help.