Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 3)
Season 7, Episode 6: "Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy"
Liz: Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that pushup last year for nothing!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 5: "There's No I in America"
Liz: Deviousness? I guess two can play at that game. Just like most games.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Shut up, Pete. There's no hope. Not for you or for this country. If Joni Mitchell were here, she'd be like, 'The big man won't give peace a chance, the cobblestones, cobblestones.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: How do you sleep at night, Jack?
Jack: I don't. I take thousands of micro-naps during the day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Every pair you buy, they give a pair to a child who was forced to work in the factory that makes these shoes.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: What America needs it four more years of the stuff Obama's been doing. Like, umm, the one with the guy. It was at night, and I feel like he was standing next to a fence.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 4: "Unwindulax"
Liz: I hope it's gay...male gay, because with the ladies it's too much hiking.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 3: "Stride of Pride"
Liz: Show him how funny women are.
Jenna: Are we though?
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Liz: Lize Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing suit area.
Jack: Lemon I've seen your bathing suits, that could be anywhere.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 7, Episode 2: "Governor Dunston"
Liz: Do you think I'm an idiot? I didn't win that argument. I'm an idiot.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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