Every pair you buy, they give a pair to a child who was forced to work in the factory that makes these shoes.

What America needs it four more years of the stuff Obama's been doing. Like, umm, the one with the guy. It was at night, and I feel like he was standing next to a fence.

I hope it's gay...male gay, because with the ladies it's too much hiking.

Liz: Show him how funny women are.
Jenna: Are we though?

Liz: Lize Lemon has had a little awakening in her bathing suit area.
Jack: Lemon I've seen your bathing suits, that could be anywhere.

Do you think I'm an idiot? I didn't win that argument. I'm an idiot.

Hornberger, what if we were having sex?

I should get back downstairs. The show's not gonna phone itself in.

I saw The Today Show, so I know how to make an autumn pizza that your teen will love.

Before this I ran an all women's theater company...everyone was vice president.

Liz: That's not how I roll.
Tracy: Thank you for saying that in dated urban slang so that I'll understand you.

She wants her "something borrowed" to be Jessica Biel's youth.

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Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive. Haven't you ever read my throw pillow?

Jack

Jack: You've been avoiding me, Lemon.
Liz: How do you do that without turning around?
Jack: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but... here we are.

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