Liz Lemon Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 22: "Everything Sunny All the Time Always"
Liz: I found Tracy, I saved the show, I always think of a third thing when I'm listing stuff.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 21: "100: Part 2"
Hobo: Get out of my home!
Liz: Sorry recurring hobos.
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: Tracy Jordan I am taking you to a strip club.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 20: "100"
Liz: Lutz what are you working on?
Lutz: Breathing through my mouth so I don't smell the throw up on my shirt.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Liz: Jenna think about this. You will have a child.
Jenna: Who will grow up to be a little gay fancy man.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: I had a boyfriend, Dennis. I'm sure he was an idiot, but he made great chili and he didn't care if I watched tv during sex.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Where's my mac 'n cheese?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: This better be important Jack, I was in the middle of buying a bag of bras on Ebay.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 19: "I Heart Connecticut"
Liz: You're off the leash Tracy.
Tracy: It's not a leash. It's a very long skin tag.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Liz: Kenneth and I had to spend the rest of the afternoon trying to think like Tracy. I ended up eating a swordfish dinner at a strip club and Kenneth grabbed a cop's gun and shot a blimp.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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