Liz Lemon Quotes
Blue writing on green ... why?!?
Elisa has a big secret! My current theory is that she's the mother of those Michael Jackson kids!
Liz: Before I go, could I at least find out what Frank's hat says.
Jack: "Constant Craving."
Liz: He could do better!
We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
Liz: Excuse me, Mr. 'Winerslav' -
Jeffrey Weinerslav: It's pronounced, "Weinerslave.
I want to keep making prank phone calls to people like Seattle's Richard Sackmuncher.
We're in final negotiations to provide exclusive content to America's jails!
I put on a live hour show every week - unless there's wrestling. I'm on it.
Jack: The days of your wild coke parties are over.
Liz: Well, if by coke you mean soda.
Jack: I do.
That's 50 hours of comedy, over 300 sketches, one unsolved crew death, and an Emmy ... Magazine cover story.
[to Liz] He alleges you tried to barter sex in exchange for professional consideration. In the HR world we refer to that as being a filthy prostitute.
HR Guy
Fine - 30 minutes, I'll make some sounds and you can say one weird thing to me.
